Before & After Resignation

Sometimes you feel so lazy that you have nothing better to do than blogging. Yes and thats what is happening exactly with me right now.

Before resigning, I was stuck to the followings:

1. Work, drink and sleep in the office if it asks for
   
2. Romance comes later
3. No time for net surfing hence blogging literally is a dream
4. Chatting with friends on gtalk is a rare thing to happen
5. Listen to boss and nod your head to all his directions
6. You reach your room so late, as late as 9 pm, that you miss all the daily soap operas that you are addicted to
7. As soon as you finish your dinner, your eyes will automatically get closed
8. You wake up late in the morning and without getting even a bath (talking about winter days in Delhi) head towards your office
   
9. You attend your office at 9:30 am in the morning when its usual timing starts from 8:30 and get a frosty nosed look by your boss daily
10. You get only Saturday evening and whole sunday for entertainment and enjoyment but you feel so exhausted that you will sleep all day and night on your bed rather than roaming in the malls and having some bird watch
    
11. Last but not the least, you life is totally fucked up

After resignation, the following takes place:

1. Romance comes in the 1st place of your priority list
2. Suddenly you become so very much in demand that you are put through all kind of emotional sentiments and bargaining in your salary by your boss
3. But you reject everything only because you were searching for such a instance to fuck all of them really hard
   
4. You are no more worried about the work you do in this transition phase as you are not bothered about anything going wrong
   
5. Nobody has got any rights to speak to you in a way he used to, not even your boss thinking that you might embarass him in front of everybody
6. You go home early viz as soon as 6 pm
7. You enjoy all the daily soaps and watch all the crappy boring stuffs on TV
8. Suddenly TV plays an important role in your life without which you might think of your life to be doomed
9. You have a relaxed night and a very good sleep everyday
10. As a result you wake up early in the morning and watch MTV roadies @7am
11. You reach office doors right on time and your boss gets amazed to see you so early
12. You want to have parties everyday but you are let down because all your friends are going through the previously mentioned state
13. Last but not the least, Life seems so wonderful to you all of a sudden

But this will not last for a long time. Just one month seems so very less.