Friday, November 30, 2007

Along came Mary !!

There was a girl named Mary. As usual there is also a guy in this story named Aston. And this story revolves around these two characters. Just for the sake of saying, its not at all the story of "There is something about Mary".

Lets start with a flashback!!

14 years ago:

Mary and her family just moved into an entirely new place. Big city, new people and everything around was new and so was her school. She stepped into her class with a smile on her face and a glaze in her eyes. Those were enough to raise the tentacles of the guys. Every eye was sparkled, every mouth wide open and every heartbeat went high. Even Aston was quite surprised to feel the high pulse rate which he normally doesn't get, because he never got attracted to anybody till that very moment.

She sat in the first bench and Aston as usual used to sit in the very last bench to keep an eye away from the poking questions of the teachers. Just to mention, only those people prefer to sit in the first bench who are either prepared with all answers, do their homeworks regularly and can sing quite beautifully. While Aston was a dumbass in all these, Mary was superb. Totally opposite characters so to say. Speaking of which, Mary was flamboyant, talkative, beautiful, fun, jolly and naughty. Aston, in contrast, was dull, dumb, book worm, shy, totally hopeless guy. Usually, Aston was never got attracted to any girl. Putting up in another way, he was shy enough to talk to a girl, infact he used to change his course of path if he used to see any girls coming in his way. But still then, there was something about Mary that made Aston go crazy.

He tried to talk to her, let her know what he was feeling. But Mary was always surrounded by her friends and never was found alone. Moreover, Aston was actually not able to gain his total courage to go upto her and start a conversation. Afterall, he had a reputation built up against his name of being a member of hate-feminism-group.

Both of them used to take the same school bus for commuting. She again used to sit in the very front seat and Aston used to take up a seat at the back in such a position that he would be able to get a clear picture of her all throughout the journey back to home. Luckily they stayed just a couple of kilometers away, as in neighbor colonies. And these two colonies used to be hardcore rivals when it comes to Cricket. So they normally used to have cricket matches every now and then. Aston saw an opportunity to go to Mary's colony often and he joined his colony's cricket team. When he finally took over the position of captain of his team, he used to visit Mary's colony frequently and spend most of time in there just in the name of meetings and arranging schedules with the opponent captains. All these because he was pretty much excited to see Mary taking a walk with her cute little dog every evening. That was the only motivation for him to live upto. But still he didnt get a chance to start a communication yet.

4 years passed and still the scenario was the same. Mary didnt even notice that there was a guy in her class who had so deeply fell for her. The only thing that she knew about this guy was that he was a complete nerd, jerk and weird. Mary used to sing amazingly and was in the school prayer team. Aston tried to get into the prayer team too but his pathetic singing couldnt help him. So he tried his hands on being the commander so that he can stay close to her. He used to stand so close to her that among all other voices he was able to distinguish Mary's voice pretty clearly. He never used to miss any of the prayer sessions or even any of the classes, no matter what, with a hope to see her at least once in a day. And teachers used to think that Aston was a very studious and regular guy without even knowing the real reasons. But by this time Aston was so much deep into trouble. He was mad about her. If he wasnt able to get a view of her for a day, he started remaining sad. She took all his minds away. But still there wasnt any talking between them.

8 years ago:

In the meanwhile, the 10th exams got over and the list of the students for 11th class were posted in the notice board. As soon as Aston heard this news, he rushed to the school. He found a large gathering of students and parents checking their scores and admissions. Aston tried pretty hard to get inside that crowd and took a look at the list. The first thing he started searching was the name Mary. He browsed the entire 100 students list but didnt find it. He thought he might have missed the name, so he searched again. But no success this time too. He got frustrated and started blaming the person who printed those results. But he tried to find the name again but luck wasnt with him at all. All of a sudden, his friends started congratulating him for securing the highest percentages in his section. Actually, he was so obsessed with Mary, that he didnt even looked at his own score and when he was told by his friends, he looked at his results and tried to feel happy about it but he couldnt. All throughout the summer vacation, he had been thinking that there was obviously some kind of error in the result and probably Mary might show up in the class itself. Came the D-day, the very 1st day of class 11th, but Aston's eyes were not able to find Mary in the class. So, he attentively listened to the roll calls thinking that her name might be called up if she wasnt able to make up for the class on the very first day. But God was never with Aston and he felt miserable.

He started finding about her whereabouts. He went to her colony many times and asked people that he knew but no luck again. After a lot of search, he actually got to know that she had taken admission in one of the colleges. He was elated because she was still there in the city and didnt go anywhere else. As soon as he figured out her college, he started standing in front of her college every evening to at least have a glance of her. But God again didnt help him out much in there. For complete two years he stood there almost every evening eating junk food, but wasnt able to achieve anything. His faith in God started fading away.

Aston's life then took a U turn and he was compelled to leave that city to go for higher studies and become an engineer which he didnt at all wanted to pursue.

6 years ago:

Aston finally left the city but usually used to come back to his native where he left his heart with a hope that this time he is gonna find her and tell her everything that he has got. But God didnt show any sympathy to him and he kept wandering. In the meanwhile, 4 years of college life had totally changed Aston altogether. He gained so much confidence that he was not at all afraid of talking to any girls anymore and in a sense he was totally ready to take heads up and speak his heart out to Mary if he happens to find her. In every girl he met in his college, he was searching for Mary in all of them but he couldnt find any similarity because of which he preferred to stay away from any relationship stuff. As time passed by, Mary and her smiling face began fading away from the minds of Aston. By the time he got his degree, he was totally over the Mary effect and was open to all. He began to think: As this has been a long time, Mary wouldnt be there in the city anymore but if he ever got a chance to meet her once, he would speak everything up right away without worrying about the results. Who knows she might have got married by now.

1 year ago:

Life was moving pretty smooth for Aston. He got the job he always wanted. He was independent. He started taking decisions of his own. But all of a sudden, after a booz session, Aston got to know from his intoxicated friends that Mary had been seen in a marriage party and that she had been doing a job there itself. Although Aston was totally out of control after having 4 large pegs of cocktails in a pub, his eyes sparkled, his mind started working again and he ran all his resources in the city to get her phone number. And finally after two months of hard search he was able to get hold of her number but wasnt sure what he was gonna talk about.

Mary wouldnt even remember him. They didnt had a talk for the entire period they were classmates. So there wasnt any slight chance that the name Aston would ring any bells in Mary. But then, he decided to speak up everything in the first phone call itself because he might not get a chance to speak to her again. So he picked up the cell phone, connected her number and the ring started to bell. He was profusely sweating in the month of December which was considered to be the coldest month in a year, he was nervous and he cut the phone off. He took a deep breath and tried again, but no success this time too. He dropped the plan and thought to carry forward whatever he had been doing so far without taking much tension in life. But then, he wasnt able to sleep at nights thinking that he has the contact number of Mary with him for which he had been longing so dearly, because of whom he changed himself totally just to have a talk with her and now that he has everything, what is that which is stopping him. After 3 days, he called again with a solid rock heart and a i-dont-care attitude. And this time he didnt shut off the call. The bell rang and a sweet voice answered the phone. Yes, it was Mary and it was Aston talking to her. Infact she was able to recognize him as the same old jerk and moron. Aston was on the cloud nine that his so many years of search had finally ended. But he wasnt able to speak everything up as he had decided earlier. She was the same - jolly, fun, a little bit serious and naughty. After a few days, the frequency of phone calls increased. The talks were never-ending. They started to hover around every kind of possible topics one can think of.

Thats it...Flashback over and lets get back to the present!!

Now:


Finally both of them got a chance to meet over a coffee after 14 damn hard years of when Aston saw Mary....

What happened next??? Even i dont know much. Probably Aston or Mary might be able to take over the story further from here.


Thursday, November 15, 2007

Om Shanti Om Review




Om Shanti Om. When you say this word, is there anything else ringing your bells. Well let me help you out. Its the song in Karz (starring Rishi Kapoor and Tina munim i suppose), its the proverb that Sadhu-sant used to say umteenth times in mythological movies, its the word that you say after you finish up your daily prayer routine and blah bla.

Came November 6th 2007 and the only meaning this term has got is "hey its the Farah Khan movie with mindblowing Shahrukh abs". I say what the crap. People have gone crazy, girls who stopped loving Shahrukh have started loving him all over again and guys who hated him for some reasons started hating him more because Shahrukh deliberately doing the same thing over and over again adding to these guys' ruthless distaste in him.

Coming to the movie again, following is the summary of who-is-doing-what:
Movie: Om Shanti Om
Release Date: 6th November 2007
Director: Farah Khan
Genre: Drama/Romance/Drama and more pathetic drama
Tagline: He was a junior artiste. She was a star. For some dreams, one lifetime is not enough.
Cast and Crew:
Shahrukh Khan as Om Prakash Makhija and Om Kapoor
Deepika as Shanti and Sandy
Arjun Rampal as Mukesh Mehra
Shreyash Talpade as Pappu Master
Rani Mukherjee, Zayed Khan, Vidya Balan, Juhi Chawla, Priyanka Chopra, Shilpa Shetty, Arbaaz Khan, Malaika Arora, Salmaan Khan, Amrita Arora, Kajol, Mithunda, Ritesh Deshmukh, Saif Ali Khan, Dharmendra, Lara Dutta, Sunil Shetty, Rekha and many more. The list is just unending.

The reason for writing a review for this particular movie is neither that I liked nor that I hated it but I just wanted to put something down on paper regarding the fact that what a jerk am I to listen to what people say and waste 3 precious hours of my life which I will never get back again. But anyways, let me try not to be biased and jot down what I truly feel.

The plot starts with the copied Karz song in 1970s or something when Subhash Ghai's movie was being shot and Om Prakash (Shk) was a junior artist in it standing in the audience and clapping. This fella has got ambitions to be a superstar someday or the other and recieve an award for being the best actor. He meets the well established actress Shanti (Deepika) and tries everything to win her heart. But this poor lad's heart gets broken when he gets to know that Shanti is already married and was about to have an illegal child of the then famous producer Mukesh (Arjun). The drama begins there and its was a non stop till the end. Woh kehte hain naa "Jab tak film ka ending sukhad nahin hota tab samajh lena ki filam khatam nahin hui hai" - crappy dialogues....eeeak!!

There is a song from the movie which is hitting the top list in the music world and i dont know how and why. Its Dard-e-disco. I never liked it and i guess will not be liking it in future. But there is one song which i liked the most among all the worst songs in it - Dhoom tana. It has got old movie style sets and the song has also got lyrics and music similar to 1970s. Nice one but not that much good that you gonna remember it for more than a month. Coming back to Dard-e-disco, there is a hype about it because Shahrukh has shown his 6-pack abs in it. The crazy world and i dont know why people start doping just because of money. God save them and their future old age.

Speaking of dialogues, you must have noticed innumerable number of times how much overacting shahrukh khan does. Here he proves it again and gets rid of this fact and acts even more jerkily with too much overacting to get digested by a common man. I dont blame him though. People mostly his fans specifically the girl fans want him to overact and so he does. Go and watch the movie if you really want some overdose of overactings by him and his lead actress.

Rating: 3 out of 10 (-3 for making it a horror movie which i dont like at all, -2 for the genuine overactings, -1 for the crappy songs which you would certainly skip if you are watching on a dvd or computer and -1 for a stealing the concept of Karz with few changes)
Feedback: It just so and so movie.
Advice: Can be watchable but you need to have full stock of popcorns and soft drinks with you so that you can have some good time eating it if you ever get bored by the dialogues
Lessons Learnt: Never ever believe what people say and waste your time. Go for what your heart says. Just because Farah has good contacts with athe film industry and she can make all of them come to the stage in one single song, doesnt make a movie hit. Main Hoon Naa sucked and so does this second try at making a movie. People should stick to what they are best at. She is good at choreography, not movie making or even directing one of them.

Oh, did I mention that Deepika is a real hottie!! You can well watch it for her if at all you hate Shahrukh Khan. I did watch it only because of this reason.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Saawariya Movie Review


There has been a lot of hype about this movie for quite a long time. I have been thinking what this heck is all about. Its just another Sanjay Leela Bansali movie where there is gonna be emotions, drama and the movie will end with a happy note but the audience will still have tears rolling down their eyes thinking that the movie should have extended a little bit more till the time they feel happy about one of the characters they love.

Adding to it, to my utter surprise the DVD print of this movie is online after just three days of its release. Thats kind of weird but I was happy that afterall I will get to watch this so highly awaited and anticipated movie with a clear full screen view.

Here are some tit bits about the movie:

Movie: Saawariya
Director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali (please not the extra 'h' that he has added to bring good luck)
Tagline: When he first fell in love...
Cast:
Ranbir Kapoor as Raj (God knows who the hell is he)
Sonam Kapoor as Sakina (Goddess knows what does she think of herself)
Salman Khan and Rani Mukherjee (Nice and very nice as always)

When I first saw the trailor of the movie few months back, I was under the impression that Salman and Rani are in the main lead and surely this is gonna be a super hit. Not because of Salman but because of the combo of Rani and SLB (yeah Sanjay has changed his name to some freaky initials which took quite a while for me to understand). Later on, when I realized that they are just having a special appearance, half of my interest in it was lost. But then the remaining half interest was so much that it compelled me to surf the internet to look for the lastest and clear print of the movie for 2-3 days continuously. And finally I succeeded in finding one.

So, there it goes.
Movie starts, I am so very excited.
Movie continues, I started chatting with friends and watching the movie simultaneously.
Movie continues till interval, I put on the TV to watch some comedy serials alongwith watching the movie.
Movie reaches climax, I opened winamp and started listening to songs of Linkin Park at high volume.
Movie ends, I dont know what happened in the end because I totally lost track of what was going on in the movie and who the hell cares.

That was my experience and there goes the biggest super duper expensive flop of the year without even catching any of the eyes.

The reasons behind it being a flop what I can think of are:
  1. The movie starts in such a set that bores you to the utmost point
  2. Every now and then it has got songs in it which you wouldnt even like to lend your ears to. Please let me know if you wanna listen to the songs and I will help you out to literally watch the video songs and that the entire movie. Remove the songs and the effecive length of the movie with dialogues is not gonna be more than 15 mins.
  3. The lead actor was portrayed as if he is a sexy item bomb, wrapped up in a lungi and showing off. I mean i wonder how many of the guys would like to see those scenes. They should have put a parental guidance in the beginning of the movie that should say "Strictly inappropriate for the people who are straight"
  4. The girl in the movie was not at all hot from any angle. So, no hope from that side too
  5. Even before you know whats going on in the movie, you would have completed half of your sleep and dreamt about Kangana Ranaut thrice.
The biggest lesson to be learned is that the name SLB doesnt mean that the movie has to be good and watchable anymore.

Rating: -100000.... out of 10 (yes you read it correct.. thats negative)
Feeback: It sucked, it licked and still I am not pleased. Thats the kind of horribleness it has got.
Advice: Dont at all think of wasting your money and time on it. But yeah if you want to go with your gf/bf for some other reason, i would strongly advice to go for it because you will get a lot of time to do all your stuffs and most probably the entire theatre would be empty. Good luck

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