I am back again and this was infact a major gap. Wont happen again.
After a long time, got a chance to read some newspaper. Point to note here is that I normally dont order newspaper at my house because I dont get time to read those nonsense stuffs at home. Went to office today (yes and that too on a saturday just for time pass) and get hold of some coffee along with today's Times of India. Skipped the front page because its always boring, directly went to the last sports page but there was no point in looking at it because it always contain the same news that India lost a match by an innings and 250 odd runs, came the last page and the paper reading was over. Then came the complimentary papers which contain all the interesting news and masala part. One article that attracted my eyes was "Boys will be boys and Girls will be girls". It mentioned that Boys think about sex every 4 secs and girls do it in every 10 mins. And there was a whole lot of explainations and craps which are not worth mentioning at all. But it had a valid point and if one thinks about it a little seriously one will get to know many hidden facts.
First, the fact that the article stated wasnt entirely true. Speaking about the guys which I can say for sure, they dont think about sex every 4 secs. No, they dont. Infact they think about it all the time. Actually it depends on the age group. Till 10, they dont even know what sex is. From 10 to 25, they think about it all the time. Between 25 and 35, it reduces to 3 times a day. From 35 till 50, it further reduces to even worse numbers and its once in 10-15 days. From 50 till death, it again comes to 'all the time' but the body doesnt allow them to do so. And all these, I am not saying just like that. After reading that article, I asked few of my colleagues from various age groups and this was the data that I recieved. Cannot say much about girls because I didnt find it comfortable to ask girls about this directly. Moreover I dont have any interest in getting beaten up by sandals of various numbers and brands that I dont even know. So lets presume that the figures mentioned in the article is true for girls. So what does all this mean???
Lets see!! You are in the age group of 10-25 and you are going on a hot date with a super hot lady. Lets say, you take her to a very romantic restaurant or a very happening place like disco, pub or whatever. Just remember that its 'all the time' for the boy and 'every 10 min' for the girl according to the my survey and that of Times of India. So, if after 10 min of the start of the date, the guy turns to the girl and asks "........"
and
Bingo!!!!!!!!! there he goes.
I would say "What the fuck". Theoretically, going by the survey this should have happened but practically it rarely happens or probably never. Just wondering how much sense all these surveys make.
But one thing all these validates is that today journalists have got no other important news and start feeding their newspaper with all the illogical things one can find in this world and make a fool out of the readers.
After a long time, got a chance to read some newspaper. Point to note here is that I normally dont order newspaper at my house because I dont get time to read those nonsense stuffs at home. Went to office today (yes and that too on a saturday just for time pass) and get hold of some coffee along with today's Times of India. Skipped the front page because its always boring, directly went to the last sports page but there was no point in looking at it because it always contain the same news that India lost a match by an innings and 250 odd runs, came the last page and the paper reading was over. Then came the complimentary papers which contain all the interesting news and masala part. One article that attracted my eyes was "Boys will be boys and Girls will be girls". It mentioned that Boys think about sex every 4 secs and girls do it in every 10 mins. And there was a whole lot of explainations and craps which are not worth mentioning at all. But it had a valid point and if one thinks about it a little seriously one will get to know many hidden facts.
First, the fact that the article stated wasnt entirely true. Speaking about the guys which I can say for sure, they dont think about sex every 4 secs. No, they dont. Infact they think about it all the time. Actually it depends on the age group. Till 10, they dont even know what sex is. From 10 to 25, they think about it all the time. Between 25 and 35, it reduces to 3 times a day. From 35 till 50, it further reduces to even worse numbers and its once in 10-15 days. From 50 till death, it again comes to 'all the time' but the body doesnt allow them to do so. And all these, I am not saying just like that. After reading that article, I asked few of my colleagues from various age groups and this was the data that I recieved. Cannot say much about girls because I didnt find it comfortable to ask girls about this directly. Moreover I dont have any interest in getting beaten up by sandals of various numbers and brands that I dont even know. So lets presume that the figures mentioned in the article is true for girls. So what does all this mean???
Lets see!! You are in the age group of 10-25 and you are going on a hot date with a super hot lady. Lets say, you take her to a very romantic restaurant or a very happening place like disco, pub or whatever. Just remember that its 'all the time' for the boy and 'every 10 min' for the girl according to the my survey and that of Times of India. So, if after 10 min of the start of the date, the guy turns to the girl and asks "........"
and
Bingo!!!!!!!!! there he goes.
I would say "What the fuck". Theoretically, going by the survey this should have happened but practically it rarely happens or probably never. Just wondering how much sense all these surveys make.
But one thing all these validates is that today journalists have got no other important news and start feeding their newspaper with all the illogical things one can find in this world and make a fool out of the readers.
