Whoz gonna work in this Company??

Can one imagine working for the following company???
It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse!!!
7 have been arrested for fraud!!!
19 have been accused of passing bad checks!!!
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses!!!
3 have been arrested for assault!!!
71 cannot get credit or loans due to bad credit histories!!!
14 have been arrested on drug related charges!!!
8 have been arrested for shoplifting!!!
21 are current defendants on various lawsuits!!!
84 were stopped for drunken driving, in 1998 alone!!!

Can you guess what mighty Organization this is?
Or Give up? ...

It is the 545 members of the Lower House of Parliament of India that work for you and me.
The same group that cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of laws designed to keep the rest of us in line...
Can we do some thing about it???

Reservation Issue

I had been to IIT kgp few weeks back when the reservation policy hadnt turned into a giant issue. I had a little chat over this topic with the chairman of JEE (eastern zone) who happens to be my guide a year ago. He was very upset with this nasty step of govt. Acc to him, the pace of classroom teaching goes down when there are students who enter one of the most esteemed institutes thru quotas.....be it for NRI students (DASAs, as we call it), SC/STs, OBCs and many other which i cant recollect right now...basically those who gets admission laterally and do not face the jee exam....A dedicated proffessor cannot proceed further in his syllabus unless he has cleared all the doubts and he has the confidence that his students can solve all the problems related to that particular topic.....at the end what happens is, a big portion of the syllabus is left out because of which all the students of the class suffer....The companies claims that the top class institutes do not train their students acc to the market and industrial application for which they blame the profs....and thats the reason why most of the companies wud prefer <1yr experienced person no matter where he did his education over the toppers from iits.....a prof cannot do anything in this case...he prepares his syllabus acc to the industrial need....but he gets stuck when some students start asking about the basics of a subject.....most of a prof's time gets wasted in clearing those little doubt because of which he cannot proceed to the advance level which he had planned in his mind.....Later on, those students who get admision on the merit basis get frustrated from the class and start bunking them thinking that whatever is being taught is useless which they have already studied.....Ultimately, everybody is in loss....profs, students as well as companies....

So my suggestion is, govt sud open 5 separate colleges with 500 seats each where the so called backward class students to which the govt favors so much get their admission with 100% reservation...there sud be different entrance exam for those institutes where they can set the level of question papers acc to the level of the aptitudes they think their students have got.....no general category students sud be allowed to sit in those exam.....and govt sud provide those institutes with facilities which makes the iits and iims look so creamy....instead of spending so much money in improving the infrastructure of all the 6 iits and 6 iims and deteriorating their quality in education.....its better to setup new colleges with hi-tech infrastructure....

This point really needs to be discussed seriously....

World Cup Rules for Women

Some of the rules that women must follow during the FIFA World Cup Season

LIST OF RULES:

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

World Cup Facts

1. Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, it had won this title
for the last time in 1970.

If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964

2. Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that
only in 1978.
And 1978 + 1986 = 3964

3. Germany, though, won the world cup in 1990. Before that, Germany won
in 1974.
Look: 1990 + 1974 = 3964

4. This could lead us to guess the winner of the World Cup in 2002,
since it should be the winner of the 1962 World Cup
(In fact 3964 - 2002 = 1962).

And Brazil won the world cup in 1962! (And, in fact, Brazil won
the 2002 WC)

5. This numerology seems to work...
And now, who would be the winner of the 2006 world cup?
Let's see, 3964 - 2006 = 1958

And who won in 1958?....
Oh, Brazil did!!!

Month of Increments

Well, last couple of weeks had been pretty harsh on me. In other words, it's harsh on those who dont like to work but still then expect to get their salary on time. Not a big deal that i belong to that category of persons.

Anyway, its very difficult to express myself at this point of time. Its like asking a rape victim to delineate her whole episode of 'how she got raped'? Silly correlation but its true. Many times i was reminded of my initial days in this company when i have to do nothing but sit back and look at the computer waiting for the internet to come so that i can spend the rest of the time not in boredom. Now, its totally different boy!!! Whenever i think of it, i feel like crying. I want to my momma's child and worry about nothing but alas!! Mom lives 1800kms far away in east.

Feeling somewhat elated now-a-days, coz therez gonna be an increment in salary from next month. How much increment one deserves depends totally upon his work during april2005 to may2006. Accordingly persons gets grades like A,B or C
A grade holders will get 30% hike in their salary
B grade - 20%
C grade - 10%

Looking at my work and my interest in work, m damn sure my boss is going to give me a big semi circle rotated 90 degrees clockwise which creates an instance resembling 'C'. But god has given us the right to dream so i hope to get at least B if not A......Hehe
The Silliest and Stupid wish i ever made

Back to Alma-mater

After a very long time i'll be going home......and thats not the only reason why i am so much excited.....train will be passing through IIT kgp and that makes me to halt in that station for as long as four days......going back to kgp and meeting with old friends and the environment makes me so glad that i cant feel sad even if i want to.....
with this blog i promise that i ll maintain this little space after i come back from home....till then wish me a happy journey

"Saali Tu Manu Nahin" Chords

This is a great song by Shehzaad Roy (Pakistani singer)....the chords here are not exactly the same that is played in the song, but still sounds good

Chords-------
G---> 355433
C---> 335553
F---> xx0565
D---> 557775

G--------C------G
Saali Tu Maani Nahin
G------------C
Kabhi To Maanegi
G-------C--------G
Saali Pehchaani Nahin
G------F--------C
Kabhi Toh Jaanege
C-----G----F
Banke Anjaani
F------C---G
Kare Manmaani
C-------G-----F
Aur Manmaani Hain
F-------C---G
Teri Naadaani

G------C
Kabhi chilman
C------F
Kabhi jalwa
F-------C-----------G
Hai yeh chahat Ka ishaara
G---------C-------G
Saali Tu maani Nahin

Interlude---------------
C------------F-------C--G
Dil Mera Chahe Tujhi Pe aana
C-------------------------F-----C
Dekha Maine Tujhko to yeh jaanaaa
C----------F-------C---G
Dil Kab Hota Hain Diwaana
G---------------C----------F-----C
Dekha Maine Tujhko to yeh jaanaaa
D-------------C
Teri Hi Khushboo
D----------G
Sang Hui Hain
D--------------C
Saans Yeh Mujh Par
D-----------G
Tang Hui Hain
G----------------------C
Chori Chori Lagan Ho Jaayaa
G-------------------C
Tera Mera Milan Ho Jaaya
G------C
Kabhi chilman
C------F
Kabhi jalwa
F-------C-----------G
Hai yeh chahat Ka ishaara
G---------C-------G
Saali Tu maani Nahin

Interlude--->2--------------

Aankh lad jaati agar pehle to
Liye Phirte na yun man koo
Teri jaisi mil jaati pehle toh
Liye Phirte na yun man kooo
Der se humko
Yuh toh mili ho
Shukra Khuda ka
Mil toh gayi ho
Kaayko tu hume sataaye re yaar
Kahin din beet na jaaye re yaar

G------C
Kabhi chilman
C------F
Kabhi jalwa
F-------C-----------G
Hai yeh chahat Ka ishaara
G---------C-------G
Saali Tu maani Nahin

ZINDA chords

INTRO:
e-----------------6------------------------1----------|
b--------------4-----5--------------------------------|
g-----------5-------------------------2-------2-------|5 times
d--------5-------------------------3------------------|
a-----3-------------------------3---------------------|
e---------------------------1-------------------------|

CHORDS USED:


Csus2--- X35533(for a better tone) or x355xx
Fmaj --- 133211

Chorous:

Csus2--- X35533 or x355xx
Ex---- x68866
Fmaj --- 133211

Bridge:

Ex---- x68866
Csus2--- X35533
Gmin-----355333
Fmaj --- 133211
Csus2--- X35533

SONG STARTS

Csus2----------Fmaj
yeh hai meri kahani
Csus2----------Fmaj
khamosh zindigani
Csus2 -----------Fmaj
sannata keh raha hai
Csus2--------------Fmaj
kyun zulm seh raha hai

(same patter for the following stanza)

ekk dastaan purani
tanhayi ki zubani
har zakham khil reh raha hai
kuch mujh say keh raha hai

CHOROUS;

Csus2-----------------Ex--------Fmaj--------Csus2....
chubte kante yadoon ke daaman say chunta hoon

Csus2----------Ex--Fmaj--------------Csus2....
girti deewaron ke aanchal mai zinda hoon

(same pattern through out)

bass yeh meri kahani
be nishaan nishaani
ek derr beh raha hai
kuch mujh say keh raha hai


chubte kante yadoon kay daaman say chunta hon
girti deewaron ke aanchal mai zinda hon

(verse pattern)
Csus2--------------------- Fmaj

baje pyaar k shabnum mere gulistaan mai
barasre rehtay hain her simt maut ke saye
siyahioon say ulajh perhti hain meri aankhin
koi nahi .. koi bhi nahi jo bataye
kitni der ujalon ki rateen
koi nahi hai koi bhai nahi
na pass na durr
yeh pyaar hai
dil ki dherkan
apni chahat ka jo ellan kesay jati hai
zindagi hai jo jeay jati hai
khoon k ghoont peay jati hai
kuwaab aankhin say siaye jati hai

BRIDGE:

Ex--------------Csus2
ab na koi passs hai
Gmin------------Fmaj
phir bhi ahsas hai
Ex-------------- Csus2
yahiaon mai uljhi pari
Gmin------------- Fmaj
jeenay ki aik aas hai
Ex------------------- Csus2
yadoon ka jangal yeh dil
Fmaj----------------- Csus2
kanton say jal thal yeh dil

CHOROUS:

chubte kante yadoon kay daaman say chunta hon
girti deewaron ke aanchal mai zinda hon

Happy New Year

A very Happy and Prosperous New Year to all of you lucky people who are reading my blogs regularly. Let God be with you in all your endeavors in the year 2006 and your desires get materialized. Amen!!!!

For those who never have been to this webpage....just one thing to say to them "__|_"....go to hell

coming soon...."Resolutions '06"

Wishlist - On Orkut's Request

Orkut is shitting around by asking my wishlist. So here it goes:

1. Life should allow me to 'maroo peace' everytime and any odd time i want it
2. Nobody should ask me "what are u doing now and why"
3. Neither should anybody ask "When wud u be completing this task?"
4. I sudnt feel guilty when i show my middle finger to anybody.
5. A truck full of cigarettes which i can share with my friends
6. Naturally the next thing i want is 'FRIENDS'
7. Whisky n Rum....tara rum pum pum
8. A movie sud be released everyday...Bollywood is running lack of good releases now-a-days
9. Music @ 5000watt and nobody to stop
10.Finally someone to goof up with.....he hehe