Exams are almost over, so to say, only one left that too after three days. So its time that i take a break. This sem's exam brought me some new experiences and new ways to cheat. Although i know that this is the final year of my college life and if i got caught in any of these malpractices in the examination hall, i would get a straight extention in my academic career by one year and I dont want to live in this frust place for even a day after i complete my graduation rather under-graduation...eeh whatever. Thats another case. So here it goes:
Exam started on 19th nov for the whole institute, but as my department is great, my exam went off from 23rd.
[23rd Nov] Econometric Analysis:
I have been always wrong in choosing electives. Last sem it was Financial Management and this sem its this econometric analysis. Examzz over and i dont have any god-damn idea what was it all about. While taking the subject, i thought it might help me in getting into some management or business jobs. But when i realized that i have done a mistake, i wanted to change the elective all together. Then this bloody professor was a big hurdle. His instant reaction to my request of changing the subject
"son, there is no way out...it has got only a one way inlet traffic....why u worry...u are an iitian..u must love challenges now " WTF...what am i to do with the challenges??...what matters is the grade and i was pretty sure that i wont be getting a better one.
So four months passed and i hardly attended half of the classes but my proxy was given by one of my true friends Nitesh, thats what he tells me. Time of exam came and me got prepared to be brutally raped. Collected some xerox copies of notes of the brightest and sincere fellow of the class and started reading it. But all in vain. Never able to understand a sentence correctly. So, i prepared cheats, paper cheats, that too 2 pages long and hide it inside my calculator. Got inside the exam hall and occupied the last but one seat in the enormous hall so that i can watch every invigilator at a time. Clock ticked 2pm and it started. Looking at the question paper i was hallucinated. Gazed around me, and opened up my rescuer, the paper (they call it pudiya, the newspaper vendor saw me making these notes that morning and appreciated, cant forget that!!). What the hell, problems after problems:
[24th Nov] Dynamics and Mechanisms of Machines:
Now these types of subjects i love. One because i deals with mechanical department. Two because its prof is my project guide. This exam went good but that excellent.
The other day had got the worst things in store for me. Two exams on the same day and the best part is i didnt even touched these subjects after the mid semester whereas people said there was a whole lot of syllabus after that. But who gives a damn seriousness..At least not me. Final year baap!!! just have to pass the exam to get my ass out of this campus as soon as possible.
The longest ever duration i devoted to studies. Starting from 8 pm night to 8 am in the morning with a full nighout. Totally exhausted and saturated mind i went to give the exam. My eyes were burning and they wanted some rest too but u see they have to bear all these tortores...
[25th Nov] Heat Transfer (Morning session)
Same trail of screwing continued here. This time tried to write each and every formulae on whatever was visible like biceps, arms, legs..etc instead of using old paper chits. But shit yaar...it was very embarassing to pull my shirts off to have a glance on the hints. Couldnt do that in the exam hall...Actually i didnt have that much guts....yea thats the word i was looking for. So finally this exam also got me fucked up.
[25th Nov] Thermal Operations in Food Processing (After-noon session)
As i was getting frustrated on the way my cheating missions were failing, i invented new one. Tore papers from my notes which were seemingly important to me and pasted them on other notebooks. Kept all these copies open on the table where we had to submit all our belongings and went inside. Got out of the exam room at regular intervals and pretended to stand in front of the table and doing some crapy things like wiping out the sweat (its winter season here with day having max temp of 25 C), getting back an eraser, or pen or scale, everything separately. So, finally i can say that this was the most safe and easiest way to cheat and score the highest ever marks u ever obtained. It worked in my case, hope it does if u adopt it.......but then luck matters the most in all these activities and i know i am quite lucky all the time.
So, that was the reason for me not writing any blogs for such a long time. But now that i have got a three days break, i have already planned to how to spend these. Today itself there will be a night show of "Dil To Pagal Hai".....Veer-Jaara got me freaked out, so its better to watch another better yash-chopra movie. Then, i had to watch "Apprentice", the series i just started loving after Friends. But its not that addictive. And lotsa movies in store in my little and tiny hard-disk which are in the folder "To Be Seen"
Exam started on 19th nov for the whole institute, but as my department is great, my exam went off from 23rd.
[23rd Nov] Econometric Analysis:
I have been always wrong in choosing electives. Last sem it was Financial Management and this sem its this econometric analysis. Examzz over and i dont have any god-damn idea what was it all about. While taking the subject, i thought it might help me in getting into some management or business jobs. But when i realized that i have done a mistake, i wanted to change the elective all together. Then this bloody professor was a big hurdle. His instant reaction to my request of changing the subject
"son, there is no way out...it has got only a one way inlet traffic....why u worry...u are an iitian..u must love challenges now " WTF...what am i to do with the challenges??...what matters is the grade and i was pretty sure that i wont be getting a better one.
So four months passed and i hardly attended half of the classes but my proxy was given by one of my true friends Nitesh, thats what he tells me. Time of exam came and me got prepared to be brutally raped. Collected some xerox copies of notes of the brightest and sincere fellow of the class and started reading it. But all in vain. Never able to understand a sentence correctly. So, i prepared cheats, paper cheats, that too 2 pages long and hide it inside my calculator. Got inside the exam hall and occupied the last but one seat in the enormous hall so that i can watch every invigilator at a time. Clock ticked 2pm and it started. Looking at the question paper i was hallucinated. Gazed around me, and opened up my rescuer, the paper (they call it pudiya, the newspaper vendor saw me making these notes that morning and appreciated, cant forget that!!). What the hell, problems after problems:
- All the questions were written in hardcore economics language, i mean i just read the notations and their derivations. I knew the question demanded some derivations, but which one??....got totally confused. i had everything in my hand and i couldnt do anything....thats the sadest time of ur life
- A professor came by and sat at just a yard away from me. Fuck him!! He continued staring at people for at least 30 min from that place.
- So when i saw no scene of help from my chit, i started peeping into my true friend Nitesh. I made him sat in a seat front of me coz i have always an alternative plan if one fails. Gotto see some answers and i think i am now in a position to get a "P" grade in that subject
[24th Nov] Dynamics and Mechanisms of Machines:
Now these types of subjects i love. One because i deals with mechanical department. Two because its prof is my project guide. This exam went good but that excellent.
The other day had got the worst things in store for me. Two exams on the same day and the best part is i didnt even touched these subjects after the mid semester whereas people said there was a whole lot of syllabus after that. But who gives a damn seriousness..At least not me. Final year baap!!! just have to pass the exam to get my ass out of this campus as soon as possible.
The longest ever duration i devoted to studies. Starting from 8 pm night to 8 am in the morning with a full nighout. Totally exhausted and saturated mind i went to give the exam. My eyes were burning and they wanted some rest too but u see they have to bear all these tortores...
[25th Nov] Heat Transfer (Morning session)
Same trail of screwing continued here. This time tried to write each and every formulae on whatever was visible like biceps, arms, legs..etc instead of using old paper chits. But shit yaar...it was very embarassing to pull my shirts off to have a glance on the hints. Couldnt do that in the exam hall...Actually i didnt have that much guts....yea thats the word i was looking for. So finally this exam also got me fucked up.
[25th Nov] Thermal Operations in Food Processing (After-noon session)
As i was getting frustrated on the way my cheating missions were failing, i invented new one. Tore papers from my notes which were seemingly important to me and pasted them on other notebooks. Kept all these copies open on the table where we had to submit all our belongings and went inside. Got out of the exam room at regular intervals and pretended to stand in front of the table and doing some crapy things like wiping out the sweat (its winter season here with day having max temp of 25 C), getting back an eraser, or pen or scale, everything separately. So, finally i can say that this was the most safe and easiest way to cheat and score the highest ever marks u ever obtained. It worked in my case, hope it does if u adopt it.......but then luck matters the most in all these activities and i know i am quite lucky all the time.
So, that was the reason for me not writing any blogs for such a long time. But now that i have got a three days break, i have already planned to how to spend these. Today itself there will be a night show of "Dil To Pagal Hai".....Veer-Jaara got me freaked out, so its better to watch another better yash-chopra movie. Then, i had to watch "Apprentice", the series i just started loving after Friends. But its not that addictive. And lotsa movies in store in my little and tiny hard-disk which are in the folder "To Be Seen"
3 comments:
thermal what now in what now??? thats a class???
Yeah..."Thermal Operations in Food Processing" is a subject that i had taken this sem...horrible that was...he hehe
just started watching apprentice and i couldnt even bear the very 1st episode...its horrible and boring man...so switched over to "Life as we like it"...this is pretty kool and full of comedy
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