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Mr. Ravi (name changed for confidentiality), about 43-45 yrs old, came to Azad hall at around 6pm. I was as usual in my bed. Sleeping of course. What do u expect one to do when he is in bed !! He had a chat with some of the students there and then went to Park (the most expensive hotel in Kharagpur) along with 7 guys, 4 of them were from our department. They rang me up at around 8 pm when i was preparing to go for a study in central library. Afterall, at one time in a semester, one has to be serious about his acads. I rushed to Park on my bike.
By the time i reached there, they had spent 30 min and their daaru treat was almost over. They all were totally drunk. I thanked god that i came late. I ordered a full chicken tandoori and thats it. I am on diet these days..he hehe.
"where have u been Mr. Maharana?" asked Mr. Ravi
wow, he still remembered my name "eeer sir...i was about to go to the library"
"as far as i remember, we are here only because u didnt wanted a booz treat....instead u suggested for a dinner"
"yes sir, actually i slept and when i woke up it was already late.....and i thought you all would have had your dinner by then"
"aaah c'mon....how can we forget you....drink a glass of vodka and i assure u, in front of all these guys, that your entry in my company is guanranteed"
"thank you sir for your proposal...but as i said before i dont drink and thats against my principles...."
"bhenchod (in punjabi accent)"
"Excuse me!!"
"In my recent past, nobody had rejected my requests.....maa ke laude"
Everybody around the table started laughing. And i feel myself smiling but i was lil bit confused. What happened to this bastard? Why is he talking like that??
And then, all the 20 years of supressed iitian lingo came out of his mouth one by one. We were totally surprised and then we also joined him and talked as we talk with our friends with all the lingo in their uncensored forms. Following are few of his statements which i can never forget, although i knew that he was drunk:
"There are only two ways by which you can succeed in life.....one: know what to do, two: be passionate about what you do" point noted
"Dont waste time on girls at this stage of life....Build your career first....and then maa ki laudi, all of them will come to you....and you ll have an option to choose" good point Mr. Ravi....highly in support of you.
"What?? how come u guys havent lost your virginity yet.....we used to explore all the time on our bikes and we had a concrete map of where to get whores...even we used to go to digha for that" you were lucky guys sir.....now we spent much time on our comp...and the rest in extra-curricular activities...no time to think of all these craps
"The best form of sex here in kgp is masturbation....do it in innovative ways all the time and i assure you that it ll satisfy you much more than real sex" No comments.....wooow!! how do u do that?
"I have a son of 13 and a sweet daughter of 4....when i reach home at late nights say around 12, my daughter always keeps awake and hugs me all the time....and that madarchod son, only says hii dad and goes back to his computer even if it was 8pm....mann karta hai maa chod doon haraami ki...but then i realise that his mom is my wife....actually its not his fault also...i can see a iitian in his at this time...bilkul mere pe gaya hai lauda" eeeh...family life is ruined when you go for money and responsibilities
"mere nanhi si jaan pe jo bhi nazar daalega, uski to main maa bahen ek kar dunga....goli maar dalunga saalon ko....tatte phod dalunga.....there was a boy in my baby's class.....i can clearly see he was flirting with my lil kid....his parents wanted us to meet them at their house....i told my wife to call those madarchods to our house.....and so they came......my kiddo was sitting besides me....and that son, sonofabitch, also came and sat besides her.....i was talking to his parents but my ears were stuck on the conversation of my daughter and that bastard.....madarchod khud ko iitian samajhta hai but my daughter will go into mit....she was showing a large middle finger to him all the time which made me proud that afterall meri beti hai...sabki maiya chod sakti hai" btw.....sorry but i was wondering about ur wife, Mr. Mane
"i was from mumbai slum area...and used to share bathroom with 25 families and for waht, shiit!! Now i own a bif house in mumbai with 5 bathrooms...in acads also i was weak....in a class of 34 students, my rank was 30th and the other 4 were god type.....but for all these one has to wait and work hard.....i started first as a salesman.....and see....i handle the whole indian branch and am paid in fat swiss money.....you'll realize there is a great difference in 2 lacs and 10 lacs....but there isnt any between 10 and 15 lacs.....now money doesnt matter much to me.....i cant find any time to spend with my family....its only the weekends that i get some but then all the time work goes on in my mind....this sucks man" man, the steep rise in career is awesome
He wanted to share these moments with a friend of his. He was from RK hall and the same batch. He went out of the bar cum restaurant and gave him a ring. Totally drunk he was and shouted all the slangs he knew and cut the phone. Little while later, that guy named Sexy, called back and asked "who the hell are you". Reply was "madarchod, main hoon...m in kgp....puraani baatein taaza ho gayi yaar...wish you were here....and u know what...there isnt anymore fight between azad and rk.....its now azad and nehru....RK bastards are out of the scene now." bla bla.....and then we went inside the bar and bhaated again. Boy, it was the best time i ever had in my life. The CEO of a such a big company talking like that. I couldnt even imagine in my weirdest dreams. He wanted to have some drugs 'ganza' and play guitar. The guys who had exams the next day were very much worried and Ravi gave them an assurance that if anybody fails in the exam, he ll absorb him into his company. But he wanted some company that night. And we were also very much excited. The azadians took him into their hall and god knows what they did with him. I bid him good-bye and thanked him for all the funde and treat.
I can say now that "Where ever an iitian goes, whatever he becomes and whatever he does, the iitian inside him always remains alive and which is why he can see himself different from others all the time...which is why he is very confident that if he can pass 4 years in iitkgp, he can easily overcome the rest years of his life through any ordeal....however big one iitian becomes, he sticks to his basics all the time....Live example Mr. Ravi Malhotra (name changed) who autographed a permanent signature on my mind"
[The End]
I hope most of you have come across this piece of warning. For those who are facing it for the 1st time, it says if you are not above 18 years, quit this page (press Alt+F4) . This passage contains some very obscene language and if you are comfortable with that, carry on.
Mr. Ravi (name changed for confidentiality), about 43-45 yrs old, came to Azad hall at around 6pm. I was as usual in my bed. Sleeping of course. What do u expect one to do when he is in bed !! He had a chat with some of the students there and then went to Park (the most expensive hotel in Kharagpur) along with 7 guys, 4 of them were from our department. They rang me up at around 8 pm when i was preparing to go for a study in central library. Afterall, at one time in a semester, one has to be serious about his acads. I rushed to Park on my bike.
By the time i reached there, they had spent 30 min and their daaru treat was almost over. They all were totally drunk. I thanked god that i came late. I ordered a full chicken tandoori and thats it. I am on diet these days..he hehe.
"where have u been Mr. Maharana?" asked Mr. Ravi
wow, he still remembered my name "eeer sir...i was about to go to the library"
"as far as i remember, we are here only because u didnt wanted a booz treat....instead u suggested for a dinner"
"yes sir, actually i slept and when i woke up it was already late.....and i thought you all would have had your dinner by then"
"aaah c'mon....how can we forget you....drink a glass of vodka and i assure u, in front of all these guys, that your entry in my company is guanranteed"
"thank you sir for your proposal...but as i said before i dont drink and thats against my principles...."
"bhenchod (in punjabi accent)"
"Excuse me!!"
"In my recent past, nobody had rejected my requests.....maa ke laude"
Everybody around the table started laughing. And i feel myself smiling but i was lil bit confused. What happened to this bastard? Why is he talking like that??
And then, all the 20 years of supressed iitian lingo came out of his mouth one by one. We were totally surprised and then we also joined him and talked as we talk with our friends with all the lingo in their uncensored forms. Following are few of his statements which i can never forget, although i knew that he was drunk:
"There are only two ways by which you can succeed in life.....one: know what to do, two: be passionate about what you do" point noted
"Dont waste time on girls at this stage of life....Build your career first....and then maa ki laudi, all of them will come to you....and you ll have an option to choose" good point Mr. Ravi....highly in support of you.
"What?? how come u guys havent lost your virginity yet.....we used to explore all the time on our bikes and we had a concrete map of where to get whores...even we used to go to digha for that" you were lucky guys sir.....now we spent much time on our comp...and the rest in extra-curricular activities...no time to think of all these craps
"The best form of sex here in kgp is masturbation....do it in innovative ways all the time and i assure you that it ll satisfy you much more than real sex" No comments.....wooow!! how do u do that?
"I have a son of 13 and a sweet daughter of 4....when i reach home at late nights say around 12, my daughter always keeps awake and hugs me all the time....and that madarchod son, only says hii dad and goes back to his computer even if it was 8pm....mann karta hai maa chod doon haraami ki...but then i realise that his mom is my wife....actually its not his fault also...i can see a iitian in his at this time...bilkul mere pe gaya hai lauda" eeeh...family life is ruined when you go for money and responsibilities
"mere nanhi si jaan pe jo bhi nazar daalega, uski to main maa bahen ek kar dunga....goli maar dalunga saalon ko....tatte phod dalunga.....there was a boy in my baby's class.....i can clearly see he was flirting with my lil kid....his parents wanted us to meet them at their house....i told my wife to call those madarchods to our house.....and so they came......my kiddo was sitting besides me....and that son, sonofabitch, also came and sat besides her.....i was talking to his parents but my ears were stuck on the conversation of my daughter and that bastard.....madarchod khud ko iitian samajhta hai but my daughter will go into mit....she was showing a large middle finger to him all the time which made me proud that afterall meri beti hai...sabki maiya chod sakti hai" btw.....sorry but i was wondering about ur wife, Mr. Mane
"i was from mumbai slum area...and used to share bathroom with 25 families and for waht, shiit!! Now i own a bif house in mumbai with 5 bathrooms...in acads also i was weak....in a class of 34 students, my rank was 30th and the other 4 were god type.....but for all these one has to wait and work hard.....i started first as a salesman.....and see....i handle the whole indian branch and am paid in fat swiss money.....you'll realize there is a great difference in 2 lacs and 10 lacs....but there isnt any between 10 and 15 lacs.....now money doesnt matter much to me.....i cant find any time to spend with my family....its only the weekends that i get some but then all the time work goes on in my mind....this sucks man" man, the steep rise in career is awesome
He wanted to share these moments with a friend of his. He was from RK hall and the same batch. He went out of the bar cum restaurant and gave him a ring. Totally drunk he was and shouted all the slangs he knew and cut the phone. Little while later, that guy named Sexy, called back and asked "who the hell are you". Reply was "madarchod, main hoon...m in kgp....puraani baatein taaza ho gayi yaar...wish you were here....and u know what...there isnt anymore fight between azad and rk.....its now azad and nehru....RK bastards are out of the scene now." bla bla.....and then we went inside the bar and bhaated again. Boy, it was the best time i ever had in my life. The CEO of a such a big company talking like that. I couldnt even imagine in my weirdest dreams. He wanted to have some drugs 'ganza' and play guitar. The guys who had exams the next day were very much worried and Ravi gave them an assurance that if anybody fails in the exam, he ll absorb him into his company. But he wanted some company that night. And we were also very much excited. The azadians took him into their hall and god knows what they did with him. I bid him good-bye and thanked him for all the funde and treat.
I can say now that "Where ever an iitian goes, whatever he becomes and whatever he does, the iitian inside him always remains alive and which is why he can see himself different from others all the time...which is why he is very confident that if he can pass 4 years in iitkgp, he can easily overcome the rest years of his life through any ordeal....however big one iitian becomes, he sticks to his basics all the time....Live example Mr. Ravi Malhotra (name changed) who autographed a permanent signature on my mind"
[The End]
5 comments:
Best of Luck chira...Hope u'll get throough the CAT thing peacefully...and ur treat is still awaited...b'day, job and then CAT...cya
well well maharana as u had already told the story....really cant stop laughing...
This just shows how pathetic IITians are.. ur ultimate goal is money money money.... u think that u are gods just because u cleared one particular exam and managed to get into the institute....
all of u have an attitude.. "I "I am an IITian" and let me tell yu... this attitude is going to kill you and your consciences all one day...
@ anonymous:
Dear, i dont know what ticked u off but to remove ur doubt i must tell you that, iitians are not different from any ordinary person....what i was talking was the personality development that we undergo after coming here and spending 4 yrs in hostel and in a weird place like kgp....and i think everybody living in hostels do the same...and they boast of it...whats wrong if we do the same....
After all its not unfair to be proud of being student of the best engg coll in india...as americans proud of their nativity...so we indians also do...and u c...the subset goes on to coll....wont u be proud of being a student of ur coll?? same here....
Now tell me how does it sound "I am an Indian"...sounds gr8 to me....and we are accepting what we are...we are iitians...similarly there are iimians..they boast for taht....likewise there are kiitians, CVRamanians, BITians and they are proud of what they are...i cant see ne wrong in it...
Cant say about you..but in my case, i joined engg because i want a job...which ultimately earns me money...so finally u get down to money and thats what the need of the time....those who have got monet got the power....we cant lag behind...neither do any iitian nor any other student who is studying engg....c'mon dont tell me that u are studying because u want to gain knowledge and dont want a job...thats ridiculous
About the attitute...yea thats what we are taught here...to be always the best...and i hope ur coll(if u are a student) teaches u the same...its not different at all...but the way u see really shocked me
"don't waste time on girls"
WTF?? that time is never a waste!
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