Try this:
- Wake up late in the morning and without brushing your teeth, roam around. Dont use a mouth freshner also.
- Hit a hard punch on the face of the strongest person around you. And dont forget to show a total 32 to him.
- Watch 4 hindi movies back to back in the exam time although you dont have a lilttle idea about the syllabus of the subject coming the next day.
- Leave your room still and dont clean it for 4 months (thats exactly one semester). Use it for sleeping purpose only and you can hear weird sounds at night.
- Have a bath once in every 5-6 days but that too when people start complaining about some foul smell coming from somewhere. Pointing at the other person shout "he farted, i heard" and the next moment had a bath with a fragrant soap.
- Having filled the CAT form, change your mind in the last moment not to give the exam where you are sure of failure and consequently miss the last train for calcutta to pose a genuine reason. I dont believe in "failures are the steps for success". It should be success or nothing.
- When your friend is ready for a birthday treat, loot him as the 40 rogues used to do. People get very much excited at treats and even more if its an ice-cream and sweets treat.
- Google out whatever you want but with the "i am feeling lucky" button. It shows some real kool search results. Couldn't still figure out what its all about.
- Whenever you play some songs in winamp, start dancing also with hard thumping on the floor. As i am on the 2nd floor, the person just below me gets annoyed all the time. Its even worse when i wear leather shoes and do the same. When it comes to dumbells, i can find him knocking at my doors with a angry look.
- Its quite obvious now that exams make you freak out a little bit and compell you to write such blogs. But its much more pathetic for those who are reading it. I wasted my time in writing and you did in reading upto this. Injoyeee
3 comments:
Hey! Thanks for pinning yourself on the guest-map and linking me!
In relation to only having a bath every 5-6 days -- this morning I was on the train on the way to work, and this girl with looong dark greasy unwashed hair was about five feet away -- AND I COULD SMELL HER HAIR!! I thought I was going to vomit. Eww.
@sunny
Still couldnt get what it does...gives different results all the time
@ a-b-c-dee
Ur blogs are quite funny...carry on the good work
typing darthworld and "i'm feeling lucky" brings up..MY BLOG!!!
i take joy in such unimportant things.
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