My First Bike

The first thing I did with the very first salary that I got from John Deere was buying a Pulsar 150 DTS-i.

The most difficult task after that was to name it. If you look at it standing in any parking area, you can easily figure out its slim body and its well structured contour that you will feel like kissing it at the very first sight. So, I gave a little bit of thought processing (which I rarely do) on its name and ended up giving it Pamela. Yes as in Pamela Anderson. Every morning I ride on her till my office though it’s for a very short duration, but it gives pleasure. While in the evening, I take the most advantage of her. Instead of taking the shortest path, I usually take the longer one so that I get a chance to ride for about half an hour.

But as time passed by, I was fed up of with the name Pamela mainly because it was western. Moreover, it sounded so erotic. For the second time, I gave a little bit of thought processing again (O boy!! Since when I began thinking), and came up with yet another amazing name for her - Ram-Pyaari. That was quite Indian and riding on an Indian lady is much more fun than on a western one. Most of the guys in my office were quite surprized by the name but then they also started loving her and call her respectfully with the name that I have given.

That reminds me of a proverb "Duniya ko peeche bhaagne ki aadat hai. Pehle thoda sa hichkichate hain, par thodi der baad fir nadi ke bahav ke saath ho lete hain". Did this proverb ever exist or I just made it up? Who cares. But facts are fact.