Got my hands on some of the Linkin Park videos. As this band is my favourite I already have their entire album with me. But this time I got their live performance in Texas. And when I saw it for the first time my mouth was wide open saying the F word aloud infinite number of times. That CD which was a gift from my brother contains all the hit songs that this band has sung from the day one of their origin in the year 2000. "Crawling" and "Papercut" are the songs that I like the most apart from "In the End" which is on everybody's lips now-a-days.
All my neighbours are already quite irritated of me because I use to hear music at the loudest volume. But they didn’t even bother because all of them were in hindi and they were enjoying too. This time, its all english and adding to their agony its hardcore rock. One of my fellow neighbours who happened to be a typical maratha knocked at my doors at 11:30 pm I suppose. Opened the doors and there stands a real jerk as if I have disturbed him just when he was about to start his love making process.
"Kya re tum sota nahin hai kya. Raat kitna ho gaya, tumko koi ata pata hai bhi ya nahin. Sare mohalle waalo ko jaga ke rakhne ka iraada hai kya tera"
"Arre uncle hamara is duniya mein hai hi kaun bas is TV aur DVD player ke alaawa. Raat ko to sab koi so jaate hain aur kissise phone pe baat bhi nahin kar sakta. Moreover yehi time hota hai when I am totally myself. Office mein proffesional type pretend karte karte thak jaate hain. Aakhir kaar kabhi na kabhi to apne asli soul ko bahar nikalenge"
"To iska matlab ye to nahin ki tum hum logon ko jaga ke rakhega" in a very furious mood.
"Room mera, itna heavy rent bhi timely deta hoon, jo kar raha hoon room pe hi kar raha hoon, darwaze aur khidkiyan sab band kiya hua hoon bas aap logon ka thoda khayaal rakhne ke liye. Uspe bhi aapko tension. Jyaada muh mat khulwayiye hamara kyunki aapki bezzati nahin karna chahte hum"
"Nalayak ho gaya hai tu, tere baap ne tujhe yehi sab sikhaya hai kya?"
"Bahut bura kiya jo mere baap ko bich mein le aaya aapne. Baapu ne humko ye bhi sikhaya tha ki kissi ke room se agar raat ke 12 baje azeeb azeeb si siskiyan nikal rahi ho to wahin pe darwaza khatkhatane ka aur sab thik thak hai ki nahin poochne ka. Par aaj tak humne aapke darwaaze pe kabhi raat ko aake disturb kiya? Nahin kiya kyunki agar baapu ki baat maante to aaj aapke yahan do ladke nahin ho paate. Ehsaan kiya hoon aap pe aur ehsaan ka badla is tarah chukaana aapke yahan sikhaate hain kya?"
Just when we were about to start an infuriated argument, his wife called him from upstairs and he had no other option but to listen to her. Hard Luck!! Aww man I was so desperate to have this kind of converstaion for a long time. I thought to myself I lost the bakra. Anyway, in a day or two I am sure he will again come back.
All my neighbours are already quite irritated of me because I use to hear music at the loudest volume. But they didn’t even bother because all of them were in hindi and they were enjoying too. This time, its all english and adding to their agony its hardcore rock. One of my fellow neighbours who happened to be a typical maratha knocked at my doors at 11:30 pm I suppose. Opened the doors and there stands a real jerk as if I have disturbed him just when he was about to start his love making process.
"Kya re tum sota nahin hai kya. Raat kitna ho gaya, tumko koi ata pata hai bhi ya nahin. Sare mohalle waalo ko jaga ke rakhne ka iraada hai kya tera"
"Arre uncle hamara is duniya mein hai hi kaun bas is TV aur DVD player ke alaawa. Raat ko to sab koi so jaate hain aur kissise phone pe baat bhi nahin kar sakta. Moreover yehi time hota hai when I am totally myself. Office mein proffesional type pretend karte karte thak jaate hain. Aakhir kaar kabhi na kabhi to apne asli soul ko bahar nikalenge"
"To iska matlab ye to nahin ki tum hum logon ko jaga ke rakhega" in a very furious mood.
"Room mera, itna heavy rent bhi timely deta hoon, jo kar raha hoon room pe hi kar raha hoon, darwaze aur khidkiyan sab band kiya hua hoon bas aap logon ka thoda khayaal rakhne ke liye. Uspe bhi aapko tension. Jyaada muh mat khulwayiye hamara kyunki aapki bezzati nahin karna chahte hum"
"Nalayak ho gaya hai tu, tere baap ne tujhe yehi sab sikhaya hai kya?"
"Bahut bura kiya jo mere baap ko bich mein le aaya aapne. Baapu ne humko ye bhi sikhaya tha ki kissi ke room se agar raat ke 12 baje azeeb azeeb si siskiyan nikal rahi ho to wahin pe darwaza khatkhatane ka aur sab thik thak hai ki nahin poochne ka. Par aaj tak humne aapke darwaaze pe kabhi raat ko aake disturb kiya? Nahin kiya kyunki agar baapu ki baat maante to aaj aapke yahan do ladke nahin ho paate. Ehsaan kiya hoon aap pe aur ehsaan ka badla is tarah chukaana aapke yahan sikhaate hain kya?"
Just when we were about to start an infuriated argument, his wife called him from upstairs and he had no other option but to listen to her. Hard Luck!! Aww man I was so desperate to have this kind of converstaion for a long time. I thought to myself I lost the bakra. Anyway, in a day or two I am sure he will again come back.
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