Sunday, August 26, 2007

Brains of a species called Human Being !!


This might seem a little bit weird. But as you can well figure out I dont have anything important to do at home except surfing the internet, I came across this piece of image which brought a little smile to my face. To be precise, let me just jot down the major important differences between a male and a woman brain:
  1. Look at the listening particle in male brain which occupies a lot of space in that of a woman. This is not that much true as far as i have seen both the parties. Seen many men who just listen to their woman and keep doing it for the rest of their life, can do anything even before their woman asks them to do, can miss an exciting cricket game if their woman wants them to switch the channel to a freaking daily soap opera.
  2. Can you notice the two areas of Beer in the male's brain. I think that should have been increased to 7 small sections spread all over the space. And this is a normal trend for the whole week in a man's life.
  3. When there is a talk over telephone between man-to-man, the duration does not exceed 8 min maximum with an average rate of 4 mins. There will be a hi-work-bye kind of communication. But when it comes to woman, goes 10 min, pasts 30 mins, gets over 1 hours but after that women are like warming up. Nobody has got any idea why they talk so much when its woman-to-woman. If there would have been a talk between opposite genders then the things would probably seem pretty straight and clear. But woman-to-woman that too for more than 1 hr sounds not-very-straight!! There is acutally a different name coined for this kind of behavior...he hehe... God knows what they talk about!!
  4. One cannot find a shopping spot in male's brain because they hardly put their mind into shopping. Its like just passing by one of the beer bars and if there happens to be a shopping center, they just stop by and buy the things that their eyes see the very first moment they enter the mall. While in the case of women, 6 hours of walk in the entire mall, turning each and every single piece of item upside down, having ice cream breaks in between just to keep the tempo high, one ends up with only a single piece of red top. What the hell!!! So much of pain for a single 14$ top. Had men been given the chance, they would have bought the same red top for the woman within 4 mins - 1 min to get in the shop, one to select the top, two to get the bill paid and one last min to get out of the store.
  5. Finally, the major difference that occupies the centres of the brain. Male has got more than 60% of their brain occupied by the strong desire for sex and look at the same area in women's brain - commitment which as a matter of fact doesnt at all exists in male brain. God has done a major mistake while putting up things in brains and this is the one area where he failed. Its not at all compatible. Thats why i guess males have accepted this fact and try to get into woman's commitment zone and then try to explore into the tiny spot of sex in woman's mind. Its difficult though to find little spot among all the other big areas but still then people have been successful in their earlier days of datings which apparently dies down as times passes because the Jealosy part in woman's brain takes up all the remaining space eventually. Oh gosh!! This is damn difficult to explain actually
Anyway, i dont wanna be a bad guy so i am stopping myself here. I guess all others conclusions can be easily drawn hereafter. he hehe

1 comment:

ashona111 said...

nice :)

hilarious as well as factual

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