The revolution still continues.....

As Sunny babe has given his way of filling in the blanks, lemme give it in my fashion:
[Reference: Cedia and Jerzee]

1. Beavis and______: your boy-friend together
   
2. Run_____: like a...... turtle !!!
   
3. Do you have a______: formal wardrobe?
   
4. My name is______: not what i told you
   
5. I am______: no more a single
   
6. My favorite band is______: Linkin Park
   
7. Can I ______ You: hate
   
8. ______ a tree: Hit hard on
   
9. ______ Lullibies: what are
   
10. I play the______: gigantic violin
    
11. Pass the______: kiss, please...if u dont mind
    
12. Kill me______: today otherwise you wont get any chance tomorrow
    
13. Do______: you love me?
    
14. I have to______: take a shower, its been 4 days
    
15. I feel______: dizzy....is it because of no. 14 ?
    
16. I______you: hate you coz i love
    
17. Jump for______: opportunities
    
18. ______ me: Want to have a dinner with
    
19. Love is______: a stupid creature i've ever met
    
20. To be scared is______: the weakest quality in men
    
21. I have a______: yokohama.....kiddin
    
22. Tick______: -tac-toe (Nehru intra hall table tennis competition)
    
23. Ass and ______: Assholes make a biggerrr combo
    
24. My job is to______: find another better and peaceful job
    
25. Kiss______: is the sweetest and tastiest cookie i ever had
    
26. Black_____: is what i wear all the time
    
27. Don’t let the door______: open when u are making out
    
28. Your mother and______: mo-fuckers always stay together
    
29. Siblings______: SAM...Yooo!!! I luv u
    
30. Fake______: Bills
    
31. Laugh_____: is the best solution to heart problems

Is there anything left sunny??

Rise of Uddu Sentiments

From the last few days, i have been going crazy about Uddu pop video songs. I got your question, what is uddu?? Right!!! Its the iit term given to people belonging to the state Orissa. Another famous name is Udland. Anyway, this sudden transition from english and hindi videos to oriya songs was quite incomprehensible to most the people around me. Even i dont know when, why and how i switched it. But everything happens for the best, hope this would have the same result.

Major thing one must appreciate in these videos is the selection of the actress. I dont even know, where from this earth the producers get these hot chicks with big b@@bs and ass. Everyone of them are strong contenders of Mallika Sherawat. But come to the actors, every second of them is biggerr 'chutia'(stupid) that the last one.

Yesterday, i downloaded 1.88 gb of uddu songs. No hard feelings for it because at some time or the other this uddu sentiments have to arouse. Afterall, you cant pretend to be bihari or american all the time. But the problem is that i had to delete some of my best english videos to create tiny little space for the uddu songs. Man!!! this is it, i must go and watch another one....Fucking offff..

10 things that i must do but i dont

My mom always use to say:

1. Never go away from a crowd
2. I'll kill you if u smoke
3. Alcohol isnt good for your health
4. Never lead any group....but try to be the shining star among all others
5. Never hurt anybody
6. Dont feel shy to say sorry...this single word can solve many complicated problems of your life
7. Always meet others with a smiling face
8. Never lose your composure, whatever be the situation
9. Always think and then speak....a single wrong word from your mouth can create big havocs
10. Give me a ring in every 4 days

These were some of the funde which my mom gave me just before i left home and started new life at iit. I know how it feels to be alone for the first time. Its very much difficult for people like me who never parted from his family. Home sickness is the right word to describe all these. I wrote all these funde in my diary, and always looked at them before gooing to bed everyday. But four years of frust life in kgp can change everything. And it changed me too. Here is what these funde have become and what they mean to me now:

1. You ll not be recognized unless and untill you stand aloof from a crowd. What mom wanted to say from this statement, i still couldnt figure out.
2. Mom, get ready to kill me
3. Damn supporter of you mom....I hate when people speak like idiots and behave stupidly after got drunken.
4. Here in iit mom, u have to step on others otherwise you ll be squashed like anything. The survival of the fittest counts here the most. Sorry mom, couldnt follow this one but i tried for first 2 yrs
5. Never did that till now. But since the last few days, i have been hurting people in general mostly creatures of the opposite sex. Have got some very bad impression of the girls of iit-kgp and started hating SNites for the first time
6. Actually, its not at all required till now. But when you pleade somebody and say sorry 100 times that too for something which you havent done, and the other person shows attitude, its obvious that you loose your mind. Thats what happened with me. Sorry for that again
7. Have been doing that for the last four years although many times it becomes uncomfortable for me itself
8. But the situation becomes out of my control when somebody is steadfast to shut your career and reputation. If that somebody is from SNite, it hurts the most and adds to your anger
9. No mom, tried that for the last three years but its of no use. Only one rule prevails here. Speak first and then face the consequences or try to cover it up, whatever you want. Those who think a lot before speaking misses the bus most of the time
10. Well..mom....am i not doing that ??

Hope my mom never gets to read this....Amen!!!

Politics and Me

Where on earth, the "Politics" doesnt have its existence? Be it the world, be it India, be it West Bengal or narrowing our view, be it IIT kgp. When i came here for the first time i was very much excited about the studing environment and student facility that it had. But after spending damn 4 years of my life here in this hell, it would have been better if i would have continued my higher studies being at home. The politics among the higher authorities is somewhat that can be thought of but among students, impossible for me to have even a remotest idea. I dont say that this world should be cleaner and whiter to live in, but when this creepier thing comes to supress your talents, it becomes a nuisance. People work very hard here for winning the "General Championship" for Social andCultural events as well as for Sports events (we call it GC race). Whereas in sports the results are pretty clear and everything depends on how u perform on the spot and on the field, soc-n-cult events have a different story to tell. Here its the participating halls(word used for hostels) who decides who's gonna take the prizes long time before the event is organized irrespective of how you perform on stage. This is called Inter-Hall politics which is very much filthy that u cant even think about.

Come the days of elections for Gymkhana (a body which organizes student activities), politics takes a form that can teach the regular 'politicians' a lot. Although, i was out of its reach and keeping myself away from all these till last year, this years comes with another story which shocked me totally. Initial days of my final year were totally devoted to my hall and to the politics involved in it. I know i am very bad at it when i realized that it was me who became the target of Intra-Hall politics. Finally, there was only one way out that is to leave everything and enjoy peace. One of the safest way is to just blog and think of nothing

Wish I could Dissapear!!!

Ever wondered if you have the power to "Vanish" or "Disappear" or "Invisible" or whatever you call it in your language, what it can bring to you!!!!

The first thought that might occurred to you is the "invisible cloak" of Harry Potter. But thats a different thing at all. Nobody can go through you and moreover there is this insecurity of the cloak being not covering you totally. Well, sometimes something matters than nothing.

The 2nd thought may be about the pathetic actor of Indian cinema, Tushar Kapoor, who is the invisible protagonist of the movie "Gayab". I am talking exactly of the work he was indulged in. But the major problem was that it turned out to be a curse to him and he never returned to the real world.

Third similarity i can think of is the "Hollow Man". He was also correct in his way when he did illegal (which doesnt seem to be outlawed at all) moves. But then it was natural, what can a 'Man' think of doing when he gets this unusual power. Problem here is also the same with its permanency.

The closest person is probably Mr. Anil Kapoor in "Mr. India" minus the inability to perform in red-light. But you see, he was the indian hero of an indian cinema where he has to perform the role of a God, where his holy duty is to save the poor and his country. Cut the crap. If i could have got at least that much of power, i would have lot many things to do than to lift a Hanuman statue.

There are trillion of analogies if you carry on like this

So, what do u think?

1. As a Man, if you have given the power to be "Invisible" for one day, what is the 1st and the last thing you gonna do?

2. As a Woman, if you have given the power to be "Invisible" for one day, what is the 2nd and last but one thing you gonna do? (1st and last are so obvious!!!)

PS: Invisibility in my sense means totally imperceptible to eyes (see-through ability), the tactile senses (which means no finger prints and go-through ability) but you retain the power to communicate.

am i SAD or MAD??

Things are not so easy as they look. Sometimes a little bit of confusion or misunderstanding can create a lot of havoc than what the Tsunami did. Relationships are always very difficult to understand and i can proudly say that i am not excellent in them. Why do old memories keep on popping in your life and refresh your buried temptations. Giving all of them a thought i spent around 5 hrs of my day sleeping in the afternoon. That doesnt mean that i am a regular day-napper. It just kind of laying in the bed and thinking about all the things that you have done till now to make your present relationship better. But, as i already stressed, its not that easy. People are not what you always think they are. They tend to be carried away by every other factor you never imagined. Believing someone strongly and having total faith are two very different things. And when they say it infinite times in a minute, it looks crafty.

huhhh!!!....neways....trying to get into it by writing something but it turns out to be complicating things again.....ll surely jot it down when it straightens up

SF is over

SF which in kgp lingo means Spring Fest 2005 is over but the hangover still remains.Couldnt even enjoyed a slice of it but finally i am very much happy.

Why??

All the time were spent in practicing the dance numbers for a show which was scheduled on the last day of this festival.Happy because my dance troupe performed damn good and made me proud enough to call myself its member from the last 4 yrs and even more than that it makes my head high up when i say that i m the governor of this society.The next happening is Kshitij 2005 (the tech fest) which is during 4-6 Feb....i ll make sure that i wont miss this chance of participating in all the events that it offers....So the busy days of mine are over but i wudnt be saying "i am back" or any version of that which my dear friend sunny keeps on repeating....but it feels nice to blog again after such a long gap

Vibranz '04

As soon as i arrived bhubs, had a home made lunch after a very long time and relaxed for an hour. Thats it, got onto my foot and headed for KITS for their college fest called "Vibranz '04". I have not many friends in that college and whoever are there were not present at that time except Sunny and Durgesh. Got a heartly reception at the gate itself which bowled me totally flat. So many girls in red sarees who were not so good if u look at them but were seemingly angels for me. After staying 4 yrs in kgp, not a surprise that ur mindset and taste become like this. One quote was revolving round my mind all through the time i was there

"Water Water everywhere, where to dive in and where to swim".

While in kgp, it turns into

"Water water nowhere, not even a drop to drink".

Whatever happened there can best be explained by Sunny's blog which he is going to delineate soon. So no need for me to write again. But i can never forget these 3 days of my life when i fell in love in every 5 mins. This was a way ahead of the statistics that i had during the Inter-IIT Sports Meet 2003 which was held in IIT Mumbai last year. Man it was awesome!!! to my eyes, to my heart and to my ahem ahem....lastly what i can say is KITS is the best college to do ur under-graduate study, a lot better than IIT-kgp at least.

The next day i found myself in train heading back to this hell called kgp.....m gonna miss this kind of event forever after this fucking college life

ETAE-04 The International Conference

The best four days of my life happened here during the International Conference in my department from 14th-17th December. To be precise, its called International Conference on Emerging Technologies in Agricultural Engineering 2004, in short ETAE-04.

12th December:

As i was a volunteer in the Momento group, i had to take a trip to calcutta and bring all the momentoes that had been ordered over the phone. Since, i would be having a sum of Rs 42000 with me, professor gave me a taxi for my trip. Frankly speaking i never found calcutta so confusing before. First, the driver himself lost track of where he was supposed to take me. Second, there wasnt a single good restaurant near that place where i had to pick up the momentoes, 300 pieces in all. In two hours all our work were over and we reached kgp by that evening itself. So in a 8 hr journey, almost 6 hrs were spent in the car which was boring and tiring. Aaaw.....i wont prefer any car to go to cal again, train is obvioulsy a better mode of transportation.

13th-14th December:

Asha and Suma arrived here for the dance program which was scheduled to be on 15th evening for a conference cultural show by students. Srinivas (my co-governor) and Rajesh were here for the show from the begining. Practice started right off the moment for the next two days. Even nightouts.....god hell, i never spent a night without sleep that too for dance.

Meanwhile i was busy buttering all the professors who came from various reputed universities of USA and luckily i was able to convince few of them to take me as their research assistant. One of the professors from the University of Wisconsin was very much interested to admit me in his college in the department of Industrial and Manufacturing Engineering. But ironically, i am not applying to that university at all because he put forth a condition which i am not comfortable with. He said that i shouldnt apply to any other universities as he would be wasting his time on me for getting the financial aid and he is very much correct in his way. The thing is i cannot miss universities like UIUC and Purdue for a single univ.

15th December:

15th evening arrived and our dance show was great which is undesribable in just words. When the video comes out, it would be clear how TDS (Technlogy Dance Society) had improved day by day, month by month and yr by yr. The society which i joined in my 1st yr is no more like that anymore. It has developed a million folds just in front of my eyes.

Next two days, i attended all the seminars and paper presentations and tried to improve my meagre knowledge. On 17th the conference ended on a happy note and everybody bid good-bye to each other exchanging their e-mail addresses and visiting cards. Damn!! i dont have ne visiting card yet.

19th December:

Thought many times and decided that i must attend the KITS fest as this is the last time that i would be attending any such big fests of a coll other that ours. So packed some dresses and right in the next moment i was on the train to bhubs. KITS experience in another blog.

[ A big event happened in between these days which i deliberately skipped because Times Of India ppl are keeping a close eye over all the blogs that we write and quote it in their news. You know what i am talking about: the MMS clip story and its relation to iit kgp ]

Horrifying Seminar Ever

After a long, very long time i m penning down here. Dont even remember when i blogged last time although its mentioned in the previous blog but m afraid to look at it. So, one month is a very long time and a lot of events happened with me. Going through them one by one:

3rd December:

Had to deliver a seminar on my project. As this is my final year, professors were really in a firing mood to kick everybody's ass who hasnt done anything in this semester. In just a span of 3 days after my exams got over, i prepared a 30 page report and only god knows whats its content was. Another nightout fetched me a kool presentation file of 25 slides. I was totally ready to be fucked up by all the profs that day. When i went to the dept, seminars of two guys were already over and one of them got a "RE" which means he has to stay in kgp for one more month in this vacation, do his project sincerely and report it in january first week again.

For the first time in my life, i was quite nervous to give a seminar. Although i performed well in last two seminars of mine and got the highest grades in them in my class, things were bit different and difficult this time. First and foremost reason was two of my friends had got the same content what i had in my project and most importantly one of them already got the "RE". The other guy, Praveen went into the room and showed all the professor his bare ass for them to fuck. Finally he came out after 30 min or so and was relieved that he escaped the "RE" and got a B grade. I thanked god. Next to his roll no. was mine. But i sent another guy so that the professors get a break to listen to the same stuffs that Praveen presented. I should have known that God hates me and that guy was returned back and i was called to give my seminar. Hopelessly i got inside that dark chamber.

The most important part of all my seminars were the graphics and animations that i incorporate in them. Content wise and funda wise, slides got a 'zero' value. This time also i did the same thing to lure the profs and luckily they went through each and every slides of mine even through the theory part which they hate the most and skipped in all the seminars before. 40 min i was in there explaining to them about which i knew only 20%. Surprisingly, they were all impressed and couldnt even identify that what i showed was the same thing which they had seen in the previous seminar of Praveen. Finally, i was the happiest person on earth when i got the A grade. I love my professors....he hehe....But out of a class of 13 students, 7 (more than 50%) got "RE" and were very much depressed. Looking at our performance, the Mining department also gave 9 REs out of 19 students. Sometimes departments too have complexities with each other and to prove who is more studd.....ha haha